Well hello, internet.
I know - we're both surprised to see me here, only I'm slightly less surprised because I know something that you don't. It's already my father's birthday where I am, in Alaska. In fact, it's been my father's birthday for nearly four hours in Ohio, where he is.
And my father is an incredible man, one worth celebrating.
To commemorate my Papa, I compiled a list of things I've learned from him. It is as follows ...
51 Things I have learned from my father:
1. If you're in a situation where you can read someone's first name, use it.
2. Eric Clapton is the greatest guitarist of all time.
3. Love is non-negotiable.
4. Learning is a lifestyle.
5. Bread, condiment, cheese, then meat.
6. The difference between humor and comedy.
7. All the words to Bohemian Rhapsody.
8. Kindness is very least you can give of yourself.
9. The fine art of nachos.
10. Don't judge food by it's gas station.
11. Dancing doesn't require a reason.
12. Practically everything I know about math.
13. Happiness is a decision, not an equation.
14. Singing is soul-nourishing.
15. There are a lot of rules to the game of cribbage.
16. Ye who smelt it, dealt it.
17. Not to pull fingers.
18. How to play guitar.
19. How to sing harmony.
20. That whoever I marry, man, woman, goat or alien, must have a job.
21. Westerns, kung-fu, and noir films are fantastic.
22. There are things not worth being afraid of or worried about.
23. Be grateful always.
24. Everything there is to know about Superman.
25. Reading is the very best.
26. Writing is pretty swell too.
27. If you're hungry, quick whining about it and cook something.
28. But also be very gracious when someone feeds you anyway.
29. Let people know you love them.
30. If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is.
31. Peanut butter does not just go with jelly.
32. There is no lower limit.
33. All of the most hilarious things from the internet.
34. You can dream/scheme for free.
35. Don't knock it 'til you try it.
36. Grammar is important, but not really.
37. Doing the right thing is always priority.
38. You can't predict the future - especially with a horoscope.
39. Find satisfaction in all of your victories, including small ones.
40. But sometimes, you just gotta suck it up.
41. Nay-sayers are not worth listening to.
42. Be creative.
43. The value of listening.
44. Know and own who you are.
45. How to be cool.
46. How to make myself laugh.
47. Live with hope in your heart.
48. Ask big questions.
49. Be happy just to be here.
50. Be aware of the blessings and good things in your life.
51. My father will always and unconditionally love me.
Frankly, the list goes on.
My father is a rare individual; he is equal parts cool dude, smarty-pants, rock and roll, jack of literally all trades, and quality good man. I cannot fathom his equal. He has taught me more in my short life than anyone else. He is cultivated and kind. He is thoughtful. He is a man with a plan. He is true.
He is a jolly good fellow, and I dare anyone to deny it.
I love my father so very much. Everyone should have one like mine.
Dad, thank you for everything - including the things you haven't even done yet. I love you, Dad. I truly think the world of you.
Readers, if you've learned something from this swell guy, might I ask that you share it here? Pop down and leave a comment! Having been a teacher for over 25 years, I'm sure he's imparted some gems out there.
Or, if you're the mood for some sweet Don Dudding jams, check out his new album on iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/don-dudding/id392865574
Happy Birthday, Dad!
